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By Tony Hawks

'If you needed to decide belongings you sought after -- in case you needed to -- what might you pick?' I hesitated. This was once a much bigger query than often acquired requested at those post-match debriefs. 'I consider the sincere resolution may be,' I stated, nonetheless getting access to the final items of required info from a jumbled brain, 'meeting my soul mate, and discovering an idyllic condominium in another country somewhere.' encouraged by way of breathtaking perspectives and romantic goals of discovering love within the mountains, Tony Hawks swiftly buys a home within the French Pyrenees. the following, he plans to eventually fulfil his adolescence myth of getting to know the piano, untroubled by means of the issues of the area. in fact, the chaotic tale of Tony's hopelessly ill-conceived apartment buy reads just like the definitive consultant to how to not purchase a home in a foreign country. It reveals him flirting with the removing company in a disastrous try and delivery his piano to France in a dodgy white van; foolishly electing to construct a swimming pool himself; and increasing his dating repertoire whilst he starts off co-habiting, no longer with a wonderful French attractiveness, yet with a middle-aged builder from West London. As Tony and his neighbors haplessly try to healthy into village existence, they research extra approximately themselves and every except they ever imagined.

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