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By Daniel Theaker, Mike Freen

Daniel Theaker's A operating Musician's funny story publication is a compilation of the funniest and hottest track jokes at the present time. From groaners to intestine busters, those jokes rather mirror the attitudes and personalities of people that make tune for a residing.

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What was the trombone section's most famous entry? Was that it? Define a successful trombone player. He owes his success to letting everything slide. What is the best kind of trombone? A broken one. Why do trombonists get worried when they read the 'Kama Sutra'? Because they only know seven positions. How do you prevent a trombone player from drowning? Take your foot off his head. How many trombonists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he will do it too loudly. Page 37 What is the difference between a trombone and a chainsaw?

Page 38 Bass Trombone What is the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw? Nothing if you hold the chainsaw very still. What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone? On or off. Euphonium What is the difference between a euphonium and chainsaw? Vibrato. However, you can minimize this by holding the chainsaw very still. Page 39 How do you know when a euphonium player is at your door? His hat says 'Pizza Hut'. " How do you get a euphonium player out of a tree? Cut the noose. What do you do if you run over a euphonium?

Page VII Preface There is no record of the very first musical joke ever told, but it probably had something to do with a couple of cavemen (excuse me, cavepeople), a large rock and some sort of woolly mammoth bone. But the very second musical joke ever told, we now know with reasonable certainty, was considered hilariously funny at the time and even today can still raise a chuckle. (At least among those of us relatively fluent in early Cenozoic forms of communication. ) Anyway, suffice it to say it involved a loincloth, a large club and some other sort of woolly mammoth bone.

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